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Published May 18, 2011
Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.
Except when that cigar happens to be rolled by an elite squad of charming experts...
Introducing Cigar Dolls, a roving team of alluring tobacconists rolling stogies for hire, available to book now.
They’re
basically the A-Team of female cigar-rolling. (Nothing against the
B-Team.) You’ll book them the same way you book a bartender or an ’80s
cover band—but instead of vodka sodas and stirring Eddie Money
renditions, they’re handing out freshly rolled Montecristos. Oh, and
using butane torch lighters to fire them up.
So the
next time you’re putting together a smoke-filled gathering of business
leaders in a rogue poker lounge buried deep underneath the Bellagio
(hypothetically), you can call in the daughter of a master cigar roller
to keep you in smoke. She’ll set up shop behind the bar with bunches of
Dominican shade tobacco and fresh wrapper leaves. Also, she may or may
not be wearing a little black dress of some kind...
The nonsmoking section will be very small.
Cigar Dolls
877-721-2777
Cigar Dolls
877-721-2777
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